Hey Slow Joe is a beautifully understated café that invites you to pause, unwind, and embrace the art of slowing down. The space carries a calm, unhurried atmosphere, with warm lighting and minimalist touches that create a sense of quiet comfort perfect for a mindful coffee break. A true highlight here is the piccolo—crafted with precision and finesse. Smooth, well-balanced, and velvety, it delivers a rich espresso profile softened by just the right amount of milk, making each sip both refined and deeply satisfying. It’s a small cup that leaves a big impression, showcasing the barista’s attention to detail and understanding of coffee. With thoughtfully prepared brews and a tranquil setting, Hey Slow Joe is a place where simplicity meets quality an ideal spot to slow down and savour a beautifully made piccolo (magic)

Chilled here with kids for an hour over some drinks and an apple chai cake. My hot café latte was pretty good - strong, creamy, but was just a tad sour. My wife loved her matcha latte as well. The cake was a hit with everyone as well. Total came up to $33.90. Service was good as well, staff were friendly and professional. The place is small and pet friendly. When we arrived slightly before 10am on a Sunday morning, there was only 1 other table occupied. Within half an hour, the place was packed. One bad thing is that there's no bathroom nearby, so empty your bladders before coming here!

Amazing quaint café with incredible food, coffee, and matcha! We ordered the spinach and mushroom quiche, pain au chocolat, matcha latte, iced hazelnut latte, and lemon tart — everything was so good that we ended up buying more for takeaway. They’re also collaborating with Captain Roti, so make sure to preorder because their items sell out fast. We got the scoopable cookie, six pain au chocolats (you can literally taste the rich chocolate melting away), kouign-amann, almond croissant, and their in-house breakfast, the Supreme Breakfast. It was so good that I even took another one home! Their coconut matcha is especially refreshing and delicious. Definitely give this café a try — they have some of the best baristas and bakers around!

i def dont regret making plans on my day off to try this place out. was treated to a rich cup of iced matcha 🍵 and the warm service from the team, they even asked if i wanted the matcha sweetened, which i did and appreciated! 🫶🏻 space is a little cosy, but the ambience is great and there are outdoor chairs as well!

Great matcha and delicious, warm banana bread. Matcha is of a high-quality and made with care. Had the banana pudding which was a little troublesome to drink so I'll probably get the strawberry / normal matcha next time. The pudding itself was delicious though. Highly recommend trying the banana bread - it's served warm and is just sweet enough without being too much; Tastes very comforting.